who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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