yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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