His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i barfeds in our rink
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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