So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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