I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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