My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwadâ€
Randomize
