if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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