Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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