i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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