but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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