big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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