when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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