life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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