i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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