adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Help. Why am I so naked?
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