His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
My balls are so social today.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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