I must be too annoying 4 u.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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