Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
