Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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