I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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