good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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