i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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