he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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