Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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