fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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