He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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