her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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