Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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