Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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