i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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