Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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