actually, I'm a sock model
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
This is my gift to your gina
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
