"it" just moved
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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