suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I got inside last night via doggy door
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