did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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