I saw his package. It spoke to me.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
i out mim tonsoeep
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