remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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