Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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