Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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