bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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