its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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