i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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