I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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