is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Randomize
