so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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