Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I need moral support for this bender
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
