I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Two words: nipple clamps
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