Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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