Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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