doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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