This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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